I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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