im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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