I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I have post one night stand depression
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