I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
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