the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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