Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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