and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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