I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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