If i come over, it means nothing
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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