It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
No subtext here. People are naked.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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