my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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