R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize
