North Korea, Best Korea!
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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