I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Fuck appropriateness.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
