Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
