Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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