In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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