He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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