No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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