Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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