You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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