Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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