i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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