I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
i think i just lost a toe
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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