Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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