is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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