Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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