When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I just want nice things and good sex
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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