This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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