I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
