she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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