so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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