Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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