yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
