dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
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