Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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