your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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