at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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