she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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