normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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