Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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