I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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