Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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