He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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