Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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