We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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