From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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