margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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