He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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