He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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