If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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