Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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