I CAN MOONWALK!
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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